I'll tell you what, Roto-Rooter is for suckers.
"Well, what you've got here is a main drain issue. I'm gonna have to get in there with my equipment and my partner, and we're gonna be taking this party to the roof. The only way I can get at your main drain is through the roof vent. It's gonna be the easiest way to get at the problem, and it'll cost you about $315-$350. What do you want to do?"
"Well how about I rent an electric-powered snake, do it myself, save the $300 for my next trip to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, and I show you the door?"
I love being a homeowner...and having friends that know how to operate stuff like an electric-powered snake.
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Now you have to make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson as Jason Kastrounis:
"Electric Snakes in a Drain"
Nyuk, Nyuk!
I'm so proud of you honey for fixing our plumbing problems! Seriously - I am happy to have a handyman in the house. :)
Love you.
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